A few interesting dialogues …
A 3yr old kid and the rest of the people
Grandpa – Anand, next time I see you in the kitchen, I will break your legs. This is not the place for kids.
Anand’s mom – Anand you’ve not had anything to eat, shall I make a dosa for you?
Anand – It’s ok amma, but please don’t go inside the kitchen. Grandpa is breaking legs there. You have only2 legs…
Anand’s mom - L???
Anand - aunty, open the jannal I want to put my mandai out.
aunty– Anand please talk in tamil.
Anand – No tamil, teacher says only English talking…
Anand has diarrhea and his mom takes him to the doc
Doc – anand what happened?.
Anand – Doctor Uncle, when I open the tap fully water goes fast.
Doc – yes, but what is your problem?
Anand – Today fully I am going potty like that L
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Forwards from my friend...
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."
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A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
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"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.
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"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
" You're lucky. My wife does."
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "
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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
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